Scene I

( Julia and Romeo are classmates. Julia has liked Romeo for a long time. Today, Julia determines to show her feelings to Romeo. He passes by Betty and Clover. Allen and Julia are waiting for the bus. )

 

Betty & Clover:     Wow¡­so handsome.

Julia:                 Hi, Romeo.

Romeo:             Hi.

Julia:                 Your clothes fit you well.

Romeo:             Oh! Thanks. You look charming, too.

Julia:                 Oh! Really? In fact, I ¡­¡­have something to tell you.

Romeo:             What is it?

Julia:                 Un ~It¡¯s a little difficult to say.  Just¡­just¡­ (shy!)

Romeo:             Just what?

Julia:                 Just¡­I like you!!  (determined)

(Romeo and Julia stop action)

Clover:             Oh! My goodness! Do you hear what she said?

Betty:               Yeah! To my surprise.

Clover:             Look at her! So fat, so black, and¡­

Betty:               And so flat. (point at Julia¡¯s breast)

Allen:                Yeah¡­.you can say that again.

Romeo:            (surprised) But I want a thin girl.

Julia:                 Okay! Give me some time. And I¡¯ll show you.

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Scene II

(Julia had a plan of losing weight. First, she went to the famous weight control center. )

Angel:               Welcome to ¡°Perfect Woman.¡±

Julia:                 I¡¯d like to talk to your manager.

Angle:               Please wait a moment.

Julia:                 Okay, thank you.

Emma:              I¡¯m the manager. May I help you?

Julia:                 I want to become a thin woman in a very short time.

Emma:              No problem. A lot of people want to get thinner in a short time. You¡¯re not alone. Let Angel show you.

(Take a pile of paper. Skim the paper quickly.)

Angle:               Okay! First, trust me you can make it. Here, we have two programs. The first one includes ¡°aroma oil massage¡±, ¡°aroma oil treatment¡± and ¡°acupuncture.¡± It only costs you 20 thousand dollars.

Julia:                 Oh¡­¡­

Angle:               The other is much cheaper. We have ¡°aerobics¡±, ¡°acupuncture¡± and ¡°spa.¡± It¡¯s only 10 thousand dollars.

Emma:              So which one do you prefer? Trust me, they¡¯ll both made you thin and sexy.

Julia:                 I like both. But I have no money.

Emma & Angle:     What? (Clap hands twice. And then two strong men come in and

throw Julia out) Two men: Get out of here. (Julia goes to the pharmacy to buy the most popular medicine ¡°Slim Body¡± )

Frank:               May I help you?

Julia:                 Do you have this kind of medicine called ¡°Slim Body¡±?

Frank:               Of course we do. 

(Now, Jason comes in at the same time.)

Jason:               Frank, do you have ¡°Slim Body¡±? I want to buy more. It makes me lose weight from 150 kilos to 70 kilos.

Frank:               Wow. Amazing! Here you are!

Jason:               Thanks. (Go out.)

Julia:                 I want to buy a dozen of it. (After eating ¡°Slim Body¡±, Julia gets the trots. Julia failed again. Then, she decided to go on a diet.)

(In the restaurant)

Clerk:               Can I take your order?

Clover:             French fries, chicken and a large cola.

Betty:               Hamburger, one large milk shake.

Allen:                Roasted pork and ice cream.

Clerk:               Anything for you?

Julia:                 Please give me a cup of water and some crackers. (Surprised by Julia¡¯s order, they all turn their heads toward her.)

Clerk:               That¡¯s all?

Julia:                 Yeah¡­(Julia looks at Allen, Clover and Betty enjoying their food. And Julia is very hungry. But she can¡¯t eat. She wants to lose weight. Then, she passes out.)

Julia:                 I want to be slim!

(A month later)

Julia:                 I¡¯ve become a thin girl. Now I can go to see Romeo. And he¡¯s gonna accept me. Romeo, Romeo¡­..(Yell...Julia meets Romeo.)

Julia:                 Hi, my dear Romeo. I¡¯ve become a thin girl. Would you be my boyfriend?

Romeo:             Oh, Julia you look so different now. But I like girls with fair complexion.

Julia:                 Oh, um¡­¡­Ok, wait for me.

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Scene III

( Julia¡¯s friends come visit her, and want to invite Julia to the beach.)

Allen:                The weather is nice for going out. We want to go to the beach. Would you like to join us?

Julia:                 I¡¯d like to¡­ but it¡¯s too hot. I don¡¯t want to get a tan.

Allen:                Don¡¯t worry. We won¡¯t spend too much time staying in the sun.

Clover:             Come on, come on.

Carol:               Come with us.

Julia:                 Okay¡­give me a little time to prepare for that.

(Few minutes later)

Allen:                Are you done?

Julia & Clover & Carol:        Yes, we¡¯re coming.

Julia:                 Oh, I forget something.

Allen & Clover & Carol:       What? (She comes out with a lot of protections for her face.)

(Two months later, Julia has become a girl with a fair complexion. And there are many boys who go after her, but all of them are turned down. Julia decided to show her love to Romeo one more time)

Julia:                 Romeo, my love. I¡¯ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion. Would you accept me?

Romeo:             Oh, Julia. You look terrific. But¡­¡­your bosom is not my type.

Julia:                 Oh, um¡­¡­I know, I know¡­¡­

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Scene IV

(Julia goes to Korea, and finds the most famous plastic surgeon¡­.)

Julia:                 Doctor, I want to make my bosom bigger.